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Why was the cell phone scared to go to the dentist?
He didn’t want him to remove his blue tooth.
(from https://entertainyourtoddler.com/best-jokes-for-kids/)
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What did Benjamin Franklin say when he discovered electricity?
Nothing. He was too shocked to speak.
(from https://entertainyourtoddler.com/best-jokes-for-kids/)
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(from https://www.cartoonstock.com/directory/g/ghost_puns.asp?srsltid=AfmBOopO4Dx9MklZISbEsRgpSMoIXhQ1T_fJzFMf-P4EqqejnMK_TWDf)
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A man walks into a bar and orders a drink. He notices that pieces of meat are nailed to the ceiling and asks the bartender why. "If you can jump up and pull a piece down, you get free beer all night," the bartender replies. "But if you fail, you have to pay the bar $100." The bartender asks, "Do you want to have a go?"
The man thinks for a minute before saying, "Nah, the steaks are too high".
(From https://mindyourownbusiness.com/short_storys.html)
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Yo' Mama so ugly...
that the government moved Halloween to her birthday.
(from http://www.comedy-zone.net)
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A guy sees an advertisement for a "Talking Centipede" in a pet-shop window for $100. He buys it, takes it home, opens the box, and asks the centipede if he wants to go for a beer. The centipede doesn't answer. Thirty minutes later, he tries again, shouting, "Do you want to go for a beer?" The centipede pokes his head out of the box and says, "Pipe down! I heard you the first time. I'm putting on my shoes!".
(from https://mindyourownbusiness.com/short_storys.html)
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